Quote #9993
Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I...
Quote #30401
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #5350
There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
Quote #2657
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he...
Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #33772
Presumption means nothing more than as stated by Lord Mansfield, the weighing of probabilities,...
Quote #16906
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
Quote #57
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Quote #28350
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...