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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few...
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It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
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Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature Avoiding danger is no...
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman...
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The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle...
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Never speak more clearly than you think.