Tom Lehrer Quote #34220 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28295 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Epicurus Quote #19894 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Mary Hirsch Quote #5471 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Madame Swetchine Quote #5844 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Kindness causes us to learn, and to forget, many things.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Quote #32628 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
Lois McMaster Bujold Quote #33457 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Robert Whitney Boynton Quote #25899 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...
George-Louis Leclerc de Buffon Quote #5798 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.