Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #28295
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #19894
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #25786
An army marches on its stomach.
Quote #5844
Kindness causes us to learn, and to forget, many things.
Quote #32628
The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
Quote #33457
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #25899
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...
Quote #5798
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.