Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28236 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28255 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Martin Mull Quote #3921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Alfred North Whitehead Quote #32926 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Religion is what a person does in his solitariness.
Lily Tomlin Quote #22095 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Philip Saltier Quote #15447 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Americans become unhappy and vicious because their preoccupation with amassing possessions obliterates their loneliness....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28232 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Blaise Pascal Quote #15778 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 By a peculiar prerogative, not only each individual is making daily advances in the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28151 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Madeline Bridges, O Magazine, December 2003 Quote #10601 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come...