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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for...
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Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.
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To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity...
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When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn...
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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
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Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
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I have found you an argument I am not obliged to find you an...
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I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had...