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I speak the truth not so much as I would, but as much as...
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A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
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And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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The radical novelty of modern science lies precisely in the rejection of the belief,...
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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of...
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When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
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“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be...