Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
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We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.
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In summer, the song sings itself.
Quote #18295
One’s religion is whatever one is most interested in.
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #2238
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not...
Quote #26971
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like...
Quote #21098
The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.
Quote #34297
Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...