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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them...
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When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion...
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Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
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There are many men whose tongues might govern multitudes if they could govern their...
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‘Resource-constrained environment’ are fancy Pentagon words that mean there isn’t enough money to go...
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A plague o’ both your houses
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Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.