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The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden...
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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Teachers believe they have a gift for giving it drives them with the same...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of...
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From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has...
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Use what talents you have; the woods would have little music if no birds...