Quote #11492
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #5609
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which...
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #8975
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is...
Quote #31119
Allow me someday to touch you.The way that you’ve all touched me.
Quote #13196
A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for...
Quote #16971
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #59
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.