Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #18991
Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them...
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #7438
Behold the man. (Ecce Homo)
Quote #3013
Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a...
Quote #6514
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #8744
I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
Quote #8719
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Quote #26402
I go walking, and the hills loom above me, range upon range, one against...