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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they...
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He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #4605
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #8057
And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes...
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He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have...
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My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #2842
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.