Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #13440
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #32549
Fight fire with fire, and all you’ll end up with is ashes.
Quote #22356
Tony Montana What you lookin’ at You all a bunch of f***ing assholes. You...
Quote #13550
The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #31552
Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never...
Quote #25209
Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably...
Quote #27998
Something unpredictable but in the end it’s right, I hope you have the time...
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...