Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #32249
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
Quote #31627
I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers,...
Quote #985
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Quote #3938
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #27690
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...
Quote #11893
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
Quote #11777
Fatigue makes cowards of us all.