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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
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If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
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Do you know what friendship is… it is to be brother and sister; two...
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
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While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose...
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The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
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The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until...