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If you spend too much time warming up, you’ll miss the race. If you...
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If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and...
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Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
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If we don’t want to see the map of Central America covered in a...
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The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely...