Quote #6705
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
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She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me...
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
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Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or...
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A Multitasking Timex Sinclair
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The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those...
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Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far,...