Quote #25418
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #140
Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.
Quote #2739
Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...
Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #12967
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a...
Quote #5290
The quality will remain when the price is forgotten.
Quote #32550
Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true,...
Quote #32393
If your prayers were always answered, you’d have a reason to doubt the wisdom...
Quote #30203
A strange thing is memory, and hope one looks backward, and the other forward...