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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
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Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.
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Castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually.
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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.