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Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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There is no finer sensations in life that which comes with victory over one’s...
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I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy.
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Education is not received. It is achieved.
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We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.