Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to...
Quote #6373
Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you...
Quote #18541
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
Quote #25738
If all men lead mechanical, unpoetical lifes, this is the real nihilism, the real...
Quote #9729
When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other,...
Quote #8034
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must...
Quote #21067
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is...
Quote #6150
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is...