Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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When at some future date the high court of history sits in judgment on...
Quote #8162
The world is too much with us; late and soon, Getting and spending, we...
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #18380
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Quote #32835
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
Quote #33680
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...