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Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
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A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...
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The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...
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High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
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Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
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Building castles in the air, and making yourself a laughing-stock.
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...
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To write it, it took three months; to conceive it ? three minutes; to...