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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
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An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
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Education is for improving the lives of others and for leaving your community and...
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
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What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that...
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?