Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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Beware the ides of March.
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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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We feel free when we escape — even if it be but from the...
Quote #16025
He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.
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Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...
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If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as...
Quote #25153
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.