Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #18959
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
Quote #26420
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Quote #13736
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Quote #3618
Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
Quote #3247
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
Quote #33301
Success is dependent upon the glands–sweat glands.
Quote #26375
That is happiness to be dissolved into something complete and great.
Quote #12957
People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to...