Quote #24493
All is not gold that glitters.
Quote #18877
Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child’s eyes, is...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #10937
When you take a man as he is, you make him worse. When you...
Quote #34694
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #29364
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other...
Quote #7101
No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
Quote #10324
Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.