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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Patience is the key to paradise.
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What did my hands do before they held you?
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Ignorance, apathy, and lethargy cause the most problems in our world. People don’t know...
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I have no country to fight for my country is the earth, and I...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self,...
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We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we...
Quote #24572
To be an American is of itself almost a moral condition, an education, and...