Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #26126
If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person.
Quote #4683
Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought...
Quote #1187
You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.
Quote #1611
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #14905
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set...
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #12808
He that would be a leader must be a bridge.