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Who gossips to you will gossip about you.
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to...
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People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right...
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The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules – but to win....
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Everything has been figured out except how to live.
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...