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History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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Good judgement is the result of experience … Experience is the result of bad...
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I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each...
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
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For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill...
Quote #28579
People change and forget to tell eachother.