Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve...
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When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, ’tis hard to draw...
Quote #13990
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be...
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #3159
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man...
Quote #2950
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...