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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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No sin is small.
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you’re free —...
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I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
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It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that...