Quote #3222
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #20124
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #15187
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #20731
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a...
Quote #8380
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.
Quote #5923
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #9577
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...