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It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is...
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Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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When life hands us a beutiful bouquet of flowers we stare at it in...
Quote #20033
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
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I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...
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Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago… had they...