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Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
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Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world,...
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Will it not be felt that Virtue, however beautiful, becomes the worst of all...
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of...
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...