Quote #19888
The greater difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation...
Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #23412
I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
Quote #28777
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
Quote #24567
One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be...
Quote #28352
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Quote #27339
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #7995
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the...