Quote #8176
Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
Quote #24763
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I...
Quote #6240
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #15605
They who lack talent expect things to happen without effort. They ascribe failure to...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #34792
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #27793
We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
Quote #117
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...