Quote #28377
The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #21734
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage...
Quote #28873
Hope, deceitful as it is, serves at least to lead us to the end...
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
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Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #16360
A good conscience fears no witness, but a guilty conscience is solicitous even in...