Quote #20740
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #7225
Do not speak quickly; it is a sign of insanity.
Quote #29863
Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called...
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #21991
Danny Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes....
Quote #19758
Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer.
Quote #1073
Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge...
Quote #27229
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...