Quote #25498
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #6501
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #12356
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
Quote #2967
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #5787
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with...
Quote #23181
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....
Quote #8190
Splitting the atom is like trying to shoot a gnat in the Albert Hall...
Quote #14865
To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...