Quote #21196
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
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Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be...
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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
Quote #23161
After victory, tighten your helmet chord.
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #14543
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to...
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #7191
No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about...
Quote #29762
Be ashamed to die unless you have won some victory for humanity.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...