Quote #11642
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it...
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I have glorified thee on the earth I have finished the work which thou...
Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Quote #24834
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #8040
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only...
Quote #23094
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s...
Quote #25063
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.