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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
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Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
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The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
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You have to let people challenge your ideas.
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This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the...
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The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other...
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
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Everybody dies. What matters is what you do between now and when it happens...
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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.