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Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
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I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man...
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The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I...