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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history,...
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Its never too late to have a happy childhood.
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
Quote #19529
I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself...
Quote #34879
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #23697
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever...
Quote #22687
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to...