Quote #2048
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Quote #4565
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #1351
Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet...
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #19112
We see but dimly through the mists and vapors Amid these earthly damps What...
Quote #15495
What we learn with pleasure we never forget.
Quote #29524
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #24723
Ask others about themselves, at the same time, be on guard not to talk...