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You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
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Accuse not nature, she hath done her partDo thou but thine, and be not...
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I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
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Hope is a thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the...
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