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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately...
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
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The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
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Neither genius, fame, nor love show the greatness of the soul. Only kindness can...
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Judge of thine improvement, not by what thou speakest or writest, but by the...
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How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to...
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I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important...
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Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
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He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy But he...