Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #29087
Perhaps there is only one cardinal sin impatience. Because of impatience we are driven...
Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
Quote #5900
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #28366
Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the...
Quote #34919
Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.